Go Be the Stranger

She’s all like:

And i’m all like:

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i have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT

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my friend lauren puts me down or says insulting things to me.

Examples:

• I couldnt go to dinner with her because im broke, she says “Ask you parents for money, thats what they are there for, and if they can’t give you any, bother them til they do.”

Umm excuse me, i dont live off my mommy and daddy’s money. I am not comfortable taking money from them to go eat food with you, when i can eat at home for free.

• My friends mom got a new car and i said it was really nice and awesome and Lauren says to my face “Every car is better and nicer than your jeep”

UMMMMM EXCUSE ME? just because my mommy and daddy didn’t go out and spend a shit ton of money on a car lot for my first car, does not give you the right to put it down. I would rather have my 1998 jeep cherokee with the weird squeeky sound and broken back seat, than a car that put my parents in debt.

• Lauren invited me to Six Flags, i say “no thanks, i dont have money and i dont really like roller coasters, they make me sick.” Lauren says to me “Well sometimes we have to do what our friends want us to do even if we dont want to”

If you want to go to six flags, then ask mommy and daddy for money, i will be at work, not throwing up, making money. Have fun wasting your parents money on something you’ve done 1000 times. Why dont you go do something you’ve never done, and get a job.(Harsh, but i have always wanted to say it to her)

Oh and i hate when she says things like “You dont understand…”

Example:

• “You don’t understand what it is like to have depression”

False, i have depression, i just dont talk about it, or use it as an excuse to ditch my friends or get out of things.

• “You dont understand how tired im am, i worked on this paper from noon to two pm, went to class for an hour, and came home”

False, I woke up for work at 6:30 am, after 4 hours of sleep, worked from 8-1, took my dog to the vet, registered to vote, swept all the the wood floors in my house, took out the recycling and trash, fed all four pets, and push a couch up from my basement to the curb, and still have to go workout. You want to talk about tired? You did about 80% less work than i did today, so dont tell me your tired.

Ugh, sorry bout this post, i just needed to vent, and i didnt even talk about how she constantly cancels on me or changes our plans so that they fit what she wants instead of what others want. Ugh i really want to punch her sometimes.